I AM NOT RYAN GOSLING NOR AM I JENSEN ACKLES…

Because, once again, why the hell would Ryan Gosling have an email addy like “GosGal@kiari.com.” Wouldn’t you find that totally lame if his email addy was thus? HULLO!

And I do not speak French and I am definitely not Jensen Ackles either. How many times do I have to say it? How many?!

hey! my name is brittany! yeh OMg i saw that movie munder by numbers! i love that movie!u were soo hot! in that movie! that justin guy was to! lol but ne-ways… i just thought i would tell u! but will u plz e-mail me back! love brittany!

Britt!!!!!

OMG, Britt! I AM NOT RYAN. And gosh, I wasn’t in “munber by numbers.” I don’t think there is such a film. And sorry, I don’t think I’ll email you back since you obviously can’t read the “I AM NOT RYAN GOSLING” part of my website.

Ryan
hey my name is Kaitlyn
I am the biggest fan of yours you could ever have
I’ve seen every movie and every show your in
my personal Favorite is Young Hercules
i watch it every time it comes on just to see you
I would really apprichiate it if you wrote back and i would die if you did
well got to go
love you
kailyn

Now, is “kailyn” an abbreviation of her name Kaitlyn or do you think she misspelled her own name? Should I write her back? I don’t want to be responsible for her death though, eh?

I LOVE YOU: JENSEN ACKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!

That email came after 2 emails in French.

Ingrid writes:
hi!how are you ???I AM A FAN UNCONDITIONAL!!!!you are really a great star and i hope that you will continue to impress us!!!!i appreciate you and as you continue smile as you know to do it,i couldn’t succumb to it.

::sigh:: I think what disturbs me is the last sentence. “i couldn’t succumb to it.” What does that mean exactly?

Anne-Sophie writes:
I love you,you are fabulous,
t’es trop mignon tu es mon acteur préféré t’es magnifique, splendide,j’espère que un jour je te verrai autrement que à la télévision.

See all that French stuff? I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT! Alas! And I’ve come to the conclusion that Jensen has a lot of 14 year old fans. Female.

I know, it’s my own fault for having websites on the fellows, but for goodness’ sakes! Where are the parents of these girls? Do they not understand the “fan” part of fansite? Am I mean to put their emails up on my weblog that only A’s and Giants fans read? I’m sure my readers know who Ryan Gosling is? Jensen is not as popular, though he’s lovely and has a gorgeous voice. Very gorgeous voice. Yowsa!

But back to the subject. I guess I’m in a mean mood or something. Terrible, just terrible. I might write these girls back, but I don’t usually unless I want to mess with them. It’s just so stupid. And annoying. Yes amusing too.

Yeah.